Random Act Funding


I got my Random Act Funding t-shirt so I’m twinning with RDJ today! I’m super excited to have achieved my life goal at such a young age. πŸ‘πŸŽ‰

RBF

My 7yo asked me to close my eyes and draw a picture of myself without peeking. I really think I nailed my resting bitch face. 

So rude.Β 

Today at the grocery store I realized how often I say “Get the fuck out of my way.” to people. It’s a lot. But only in my head, so it’s not that rude, is it?

Potty Humor

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Murder button – activated.Β