After staying up way too late and planning to sleep in, this is how my morning went:
7:21 dog wants out
7:25 (just when I’m back in bed): cat wants me to chase her down the hall swinging a tshirt at her, or some other mysterious reason for her yowling. Left back door cracked.
8:00 air compressor and chop saws fire up next door. I forgot the neighbors were getting work done.
8:14 strange noises from living room reveal I have to trap and release a tailless lizard and praise the cat to try and deter her from bringing in a raccoon next.
8:40 lots of yelling at work site next door, then I hear the rain.
9:00 cat hates the wicker laundry hamper. Tries to scratch it’s eyes out. Also hates everything on my nightstand.
9:45 daughter wakes up and tells me (first thing) she wants a pet chicken.