My sister-in-law is exceptionally fabulous. Like, I really don’t know how my brother managed to pull this whole thing off. Anyhoo, I thought I’d give you a glimpse into our relationship and why I love her via the text exchange we had a couple of days ago:
A: Stay safe!!
Me: Oh Christ. Is it dinosaurs?! I freaking knew there’d be dinosaurs!!
A: You are insane. And hysterical. Isn’t San Antonio somewhere kind of near you? And everyone at work is in to your toner now.
Me: Yes, I’m not watching the news though, so I’m getting a little nervous. If it’s the flooding, we’re good. If it’s dinosaurs, I have no plan in place.
A: It is the tornados I was a little concerned about, lady.
Me: OH CRAP! I better turn on the TV…
Me: Awesome about the toner, BTW. Gotta go grab a mattress to hide under now.
A: Maybe you can make dinosaur repellent next.
Me: We’re so sure our product works, we’ll give you a million dollars if a T-Rex ever shows up after using our patented Granola Goat Dinosaur Repellent Spray!! Now available in a handy 32 ounce size.